Monica Edinger’s blog alerts us to the hashtag craze #JaneAustenattheSuperBowl, in which Austen aficionados describe, solliloquize, and reflect on all things Super Bowl as if living in 1830s London.
To whit (or is it wit?), yanked at random from the Twitter stream a few moments ago:

Or, for those of you preferring a translation:
Today you become a stranger to one of your parents. If you root for the Steelers, your mother will never speak to you again. If you root for the Packers, I’ll never speak to you.
Talk about a prior knowledge mashup. You have to know Pride and Prejudice AND text-speak to get this one.
Here’s an excerpt from P&P, Chapter 20:
Mrs. Bennet rang the bell, and Miss Elizabeth was summoned to the library.
“Come here, child,” cried her father as she appeared. “I have sent for you on an affair of importance. I understand that Mr. Collins has made you an offer of marriage. Is it true?” Elizabeth replied that it was. “Very well—and this offer of marriage you have refused?”
“I have, Sir.”
“Very well. We now come to the point. Your mother insists upon your accepting it. Is not it so, Mrs. Bennet?”
“Yes, or I will never see her again.”
“An unhappy alternative is before you, Elizabeth. From this day you must be a stranger to one of your parents.—Your mother will never see you again if you do not marry Mr. Collins, and I will never see you again if you do.”
Golly, but I like Mr. Bennet. I mean, how can you not like a man whose favorite room is his library?